Fred the Mustard Packet Encounters Sparkles the Christmas Ninja.

Fred the Mustard Packet Hosts a Hashtag War.

#ruinafilmwithmustard

Literature Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Designs His Third Book Cover.

Literature Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Designs His Second Book Cover.

Literature Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Creates his First Book Cover.

Haiku Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Shares His Third Haiku.

Haiku Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Shares His Second Haiku.

Haiku Week: Fred the Mustard Packet Shares His First Haiku.

Fred the Mustard Packet Does Hawaiian Shirt Friday at Work.

Fred the Mustard Packet Discovers the King of the Internet.

That's not a bad caricature of Takei. Maybe it makes up a little bit for the terrible one I did of Shatner.

Teenage Mustard Ninja Packets Battle Their Worst Enemy.

My buddy Eddie told me that he really liked these characters, so i brought them back.

Anyhoo, I'd like to take a minute to let you know that I'm doing a walk for NAMI with my wife. Michelle is wonderful, smart, and an early adopter so she signed up early and got her donations in. Me, I'm a dweeb, I signed up later. So, I could use a few bucks in my profile. If you don't mind kicking in some cash for the purpose of helping out the mentally ill, my profile link is below.

https://securewalks.nami.org/registrant/mobile/mobilePersonalPage.aspx?RegistrationID=2611525&Referrer=direct%2Fnone

Also, ImprovMania is in full swing! I love performing for this theatre! They are true improv people and I love hanging out in downtown Chandler. We have shows every Friday and Saturday night. You'll love it too. That link can be found right below.

http://www.improvmania.net/

Thank you for all of the support that you show for all of the stupid, silly little things I do!

Fred the Mustard Packet Presents "The Switch".

Fred the Mustard Packet Does a Self Directed Mental Health Exercise.

Special Cartoon from Guest Artist Arturo Ruiz

The past couple weeks have been exciting for us here in Phoenix. We've been seeing multiple days of rain! RAIN!!!!

I know that for those of you who are Portandish, San Francisco Treaty, or Seattlandic the rain is no big deal. For us desert dwellers though, it is amazing when this happens.

So many of our days are clear, clear, clear blue sunny skies. And, approximately eight months of our year is very hot. We are in a desert, so it is normally dry. When the rain comes.... we celebrate. We also forget how to drive, survive, avoid flash floods, and unclog drains. No doubt the sentence that precedes this one is what inspired the above cartoon. My friend, Arturo Ruiz, is the creator of it. He's a very intelligent, thoughtful person. And, when people are stupid, he hates it. Also, Arturo does improv with me in Robot Destroyers From Planet Earth... hey, we are playing tonight at The Trunk Space in Phoenix with our friends Mariachi Kittens. Come see us!

Check out the link below.

http://www.thetrunkspace.com/calendar/2014/8/27/dino-prov-hosted-by-robot-destroyers-from-planet-earth

Fred the Mustard Packet Took the Time Machine Back to Visit H. P. Lovecraft

This past Wednesday I was at the Trunk Space art gallery here in Phoenix. They had a spectacular show filled with poets, comedy, puppets, and Psycho-Billy Rock!

Ash Naftule, Dain Gore, Ernesto Moncada and....... THE SLOW POISONER!!!

They all performed with many others, it was a real treat.

By the way, Dain Gore has been a guest art on this site and he wrote the foreword to the book. Dain is a sensational painter and puppeteer. He's one of my favorite people. And, The Slow Poisoner is one of my favorite musicians, writers, painters, comic book artists... etc. He's also one of my favorite people.

Check them out on the world wide web.

http://daingore.com/

http://www.theslowpoisoner.com/

Thanks for reading and have a terror-iffic day!

Fred the Mustard Packet Enjoys What Comes From His Second Push of the Randomness Button

Oh man! We are getting a lot of great stuff from the creative and genius idea that came to us from Samson Fisher.

For your reference check out the links and the cartoons that they link to below.

http://www.fredthemustardpacket.com/2014/08/special-edition-cartoon-from-guest.html

http://www.fredthemustardpacket.com/2014/08/fred-mustard-packet-is-thrilled-with.html

Thanks again, Samson! This has been tons of random fun!!!!

Fred the Mustard Packet is Thrilled with the Result of his First Push of the Randomness Button

Here we have Fred giving the first push of the randomness button. If you are unfamiliar with the randomness button, then you need to check out the creative genius of Samson Fisher in the link below.

http://www.fredthemustardpacket.com/2014/08/special-edition-cartoon-from-guest.html

This Friday there will be more fun coming from the creation of Samson's randomness button!

Special Edition Cartoon from Guest Artist Samson Fisher!

Samson Fisher submitted this to me, he is the ten year old son of Bob Fisher and Shawna Franks.

I mentioned Bob in Wednesday's cartoon which can be found within the link below.

http://www.fredthemustardpacket.com/2014/07/fred-mustard-packet-shares-susan.html

Samson has a remarkable amount of creativity. Bob said this about his son's creation, "Samson says that Fred is at the News Building, where all the news comes from.  When he pushes the button, random news gets generated."

So, friends, I think a bigger story is in order. I'm very inspired to show some of this random news that Fred is about create.

Also, Bob Fisher is a fantastic improv performer. He's based in Chicago (like many improvisors). When you read that he is in a show... go see it! The same goes for Shawna, but she prefers to have a script.

Good night and good luck.

Wait..... a ten year old has been reading this site.... uh-oh.

Fred the Mustard Packet and Harriet the Honey Packet Visit Their Newest Niece Tulip the Mustard Packet

Paper Craft for Harriet the Honey Packet!

Here it is! Harriet has her own paper craft. Under the picture I have two photos of what she looks like when she is put together. All you need is scissors, tape, and some mad folding skills. Enjoy!

Paper Craft Fred the Mustard Packet!

So you can now make your own paper craft figure of Fred the Mustard Packet!

Print up the picture on card stock, use scissors, tape, and your folding skills and you'll have your own little paper Fred toy. :)

Underneath the design I have a couple of photos of what it looks like when it is put together.

Captain Wasabi Tries Training by Shadow Boxing

Captain Wasabi Replaces a Word in Ten Movie Titles with the Word "Corn"

Harriet the Honey Packet Tries to Get a Couple's Selfie

Fred the Mustard Packet Learned How to Fly at the Soda Factory After an Earthquake

Fred the Mustard Packet Teaches Evolution

Fred the Mustard Packet Invents Another T.V. Show That Should've Happened in the 1980's

Fred the Mustard Packet Invents a T.V. Show that Should've Happened in the 1980's

Fred the Mustard Packet Lists Ten Animals that are Worse Than Humans

Fred the Mustard Packet Lists Ten Animals that are Better Than Humans

Fred the Mustard Packet Visits Easter Island

Fred the Mustard Packet Meets Greg the Chef of Stegosaurus Land

Fred the Mustard Packet Goes Backstage at the Dinosaur Comedy Club

Fred the Mustard Packet Hangs Out with an Ankylosaurus

This Week is DinoWeek!

Since my improv troupe is doing DinoProv at the Trunk Space this week, I've decide to make this Dino Week here in Fred the Mustard Packet's world. All three comics will revolve around a dinosaur theme. Trust me it'll be crazy. Trust me, should trust me.

Fred the Mustard Packet Has Another Typical Valentine's Day

Geek Week: Mustard Craft

Geek Week: Teenage Mustard Ninja Packets

Fred the Mustard Packet Asks a Favor of Todd McFarlane

So, I think he lives in Phoenix. Hey, Todd! You can have dibs on the Fred the Mustard Packet toy deal! Local first, I'm all for it.

Fred the Mustard Packet Does the Spanglish to Spanglish Translation

Fred the Mustard Packet Puts the Towels in the Laundry and Dryer